Putin calls off further European invasion after Greek shop owner threatens to "smacka his head"
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NOT PLAYING GAMES: Putin has officially announced that he will be disengaging from all military conflict against Ukraine and the rest of...
Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME: As the United Kingdom was subjected to a heatwave this week, confusion set in to the public when the most...
Alt-Right fringe group boycott popular snack Twisties due to Smith's anti-straight agenda
LIFE IS PRETTY STRAIGHT WITHOUT TWISTIES: Twisties have been a staple in Australia's snacking habits since they were first released 70...
Local conservative relates to Nineteen Eighty-Four as his racist internal monologue is "literally Th
Local conservative relates to Nineteen Eighty-Four as his racist internal monologue is "literally Thoughtcrime" LOOK OUT FOR THE THOUGHT...
Boris Johnson channels Leonardo DiCaprio by yelling 'I'm not fucking leaving' at end of resignation
THE WOLF OF DOWNING STREET: After a string of resignations in his party and calls to resign himself, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson...
Claiming that climate change causes NSW floods is like claiming that a square has four equal sides
PREPOSTEROUS: Studies have shown that people who believe climate change has been the main factor in the recent NSW floods also believe...
Middle aged disgruntled man keen to blame Labor for skyrocketing fuel after excise cut finishes
WHO'S TO BLAME? 46-year-old devout Liberal voter, Derrick Jones, has expressed his excitement for a new thing to blame on Labor. Just as...
Senator Hollie Hughes announces solution to Marxist teachers: Fascist teachers
SEIZE THE MEANS OF TEACHING: Hollie Hughes, Liberal senator for NSW, was recently in the news for her statement on the current situation...
Conspiracy theorists having a hard time linking mandatory mask usage to facial recognition
WHO'S BEHIND IT ALL? After reports have surfaced of facial recognition being used in Australian stores, conspiracy theorists were...
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