NOT PLAYING GAMES: Putin has officially announced that he will be disengaging from all military conflict against Ukraine and the rest of...

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME: As the United Kingdom was subjected to a heatwave this week, confusion set in to the public when the most...

LIFE IS PRETTY STRAIGHT WITHOUT TWISTIES: Twisties have been a staple in Australia's snacking habits since they were first released 70...

Local conservative relates to Nineteen Eighty-Four as his racist internal monologue is "literally Thoughtcrime" LOOK OUT FOR THE THOUGHT...

THE WOLF OF DOWNING STREET: After a string of resignations in his party and calls to resign himself, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson...

PREPOSTEROUS: Studies have shown that people who believe climate change has been the main factor in the recent NSW floods also believe...

WHO'S TO BLAME? 46-year-old devout Liberal voter, Derrick Jones, has expressed his excitement for a new thing to blame on Labor. Just as...

SEIZE THE MEANS OF TEACHING: Hollie Hughes, Liberal senator for NSW, was recently in the news for her statement on the current situation...

WHO'S BEHIND IT ALL? After reports have surfaced of facial recognition being used in Australian stores, conspiracy theorists were...

WHO IS IN CHARGE? Just weeks after Labor won the federal election, the Australian public has now begun to wonder why the government in...

All American public schools set to close after it was revealed that attendance was infringing on American's inalienable right to live...

In a momentous decision by the US Supreme Court, Roe V. Wade has been overturned, making it increasingly difficult for American women to...

OH NO! Joe, 32-year-old plumber, is in tears this afternoon since finding out that he has been blacklisted by the Russian government. He...

To start this investigation let's start with defining what a fact is: 'a fact is a thing that is known or proved to be true'. Now, let's...

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THAT! In shock news this afternoon, an individual attempted to place an Aboriginal flag on the Harbour Bridge...

TAKE THAT LIBERAL! A group of conservatives today are celebrating after winning an imaginary argument with an imaginary person. Their...

THE GREAT DEBATE: After many heated discussions online over the origins of Lamingtons, New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and...

After many rounds of negotiations, Russian leader Vladimir Putin and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy have agreed to decide the war...

While Labor was successful in their campaign to sway voters, there is one election issue that they simply failed to provide a...

CHOICE IS AN ILLUSION: Perin Davey, a former Extra in the Matrix movie, has "chosen" the ‘Green Pill’ to become the Deputy leader of the...