Putin calls off further European invasion after Greek shop owner threatens to "smacka his head"




Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave


Alt-Right fringe group boycott popular snack Twisties due to Smith's anti-straight agenda


Local conservative relates to Nineteen Eighty-Four as his racist internal monologue is "literally Th


Boris Johnson channels Leonardo DiCaprio by yelling 'I'm not fucking leaving' at end of resignation


Claiming that climate change causes NSW floods is like claiming that a square has four equal sides


Middle aged disgruntled man keen to blame Labor for skyrocketing fuel after excise cut finishes


Senator Hollie Hughes announces solution to Marxist teachers: Fascist teachers


Conspiracy theorists having a hard time linking mandatory mask usage to facial recognition


Australian public confused why the government hasn't blamed another country for Australia's problems

All American public schools set to close after it was revealed that attendance was infringing on Ame


Supreme Court overturns Roe V. Wade because kids are likely to get shot during show-and-tell anyway

Russian government blacklist local plumber Joe for calling Putin "pretty fucked ay"

Misinformed Deepdive: Do facts care about your feelings?

Man arrested after placing flag on Harbour Bridge without charging 25 mil

Jordan Peterson fan celebrates after winning another imaginary argument


Anthony Albanese and Jacinda Ardern meet to debate which country owns Lamingtons


Russia and Ukraine agree to end war over a game of Battleships


Misinformed Deepdive: Is it Al-ba-Knee-zee or Al-ba-knees?


Matrix extra, Perin Davey, evidently chose the elusive green pill to become Deputy Leader of the Nat
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