Putin calls off further European invasion after Greek shop owner threatens to "smacka his head"
Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave
Alt-Right fringe group boycott popular snack Twisties due to Smith's anti-straight agenda
Local conservative relates to Nineteen Eighty-Four as his racist internal monologue is "literally Th
Boris Johnson channels Leonardo DiCaprio by yelling 'I'm not fucking leaving' at end of resignation
Claiming that climate change causes NSW floods is like claiming that a square has four equal sides
Middle aged disgruntled man keen to blame Labor for skyrocketing fuel after excise cut finishes
Senator Hollie Hughes announces solution to Marxist teachers: Fascist teachers
Conspiracy theorists having a hard time linking mandatory mask usage to facial recognition
Australian public confused why the government hasn't blamed another country for Australia's problems
All American public schools set to close after it was revealed that attendance was infringing on Ame
Supreme Court overturns Roe V. Wade because kids are likely to get shot during show-and-tell anyway
Russian government blacklist local plumber Joe for calling Putin "pretty fucked ay"
Misinformed Deepdive: Do facts care about your feelings?
Man arrested after placing flag on Harbour Bridge without charging 25 mil
Jordan Peterson fan celebrates after winning another imaginary argument
Anthony Albanese and Jacinda Ardern meet to debate which country owns Lamingtons
Russia and Ukraine agree to end war over a game of Battleships
Misinformed Deepdive: Is it Al-ba-Knee-zee or Al-ba-knees?
Matrix extra, Perin Davey, evidently chose the elusive green pill to become Deputy Leader of the Nat