R Kelly releases children's pop-up book in attempt to find new wife




"BREAKING: Millennials can now save for a house AND buy smashed avo toast!"


Dad wins Australian of the Year after tying daughters hair up for school despite Mum doing it every


Influencer has panic attack after $4000 Hermes gum boots are ruined by Splendour in the Mud


Young conservative replaces Jordan Peterson bedroom poster with Andrew Tate portrait


Putin calls off further European invasion after Greek shop owner threatens to "smacka his head"


TikTok user abruptly ends real-life conversation by asking to "like for part 2"


Girlfriend starts watching NRL after seeing Nathan Cleary on boyfriend’s TV


Splendour in the Grass introduce impromptu Tough Mudder obstacle course to get to the main stage


Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave


Mouldy dish ecosystem already evolved to a point where it can pay rent


Student intern concludes office placement an expert at ordering coffee


Formula 1 to introduce Mario Kart inspired item boxes


Alt-Right fringe group boycott popular snack Twisties due to Smith's anti-straight agenda


BREAKING: League of Legends player finds love


Taylor Swift and Kanye West rumoured to be working on a Taylor's Version rendition of Famous


Window seat passenger with weak bladder overtakes crying baby as most annoying person on flight


Artist sells abstract hair-on-shower-wall Rorschach-inspired artwork for $50M


Office worker suffers third degree burns after trying to fish out fork in their ramen


UFC returns to Australia headlined with a welterweight match-up between Burton and Gagai