WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME: As the United Kingdom was subjected to a heatwave this week, confusion set in to the public when the most unexpected event happened: as the temperature reached over 40 °C, the Eye of Sauron appeared above Big Ben. London locals say that as the hottest part of the day begun, they noticed a flaming orange eye above the clock tower appear magically out of nowhere, and one woman stated that 'I felt it look right at my wedding ring for a brief second and then look away.' Theorists believe that Sauron either mistook the hot, dry UK for Mordor, or that he intentionally placed his 'Great Eye' on Big Ben to take a sightseeing trip around the nations capital.
