Liberal gov under scrutiny for handing out low-quality chocolate eggs instead of the good ones

The Liberal government has been under fire this week as it was revealed they had been handing out those semi-dodgy chocolate eggs that taste just a slight bit off instead of the premium Cadbury eggs. After being asked why they chose the non-branded eggs, a spokesperson said 'there is better money to spend things on', and added that 'if Labor was in charge they'd just give them normal eggs! Not even chocolate!' We're not sure where that last comment came from, but we are sure that this may be the tipping point for the party to lose control.