R Kelly releases children's pop-up book in attempt to find new wife

"BREAKING: Millennials can now save for a house AND buy smashed avo toast!"

Dad wins Australian of the Year after tying daughters hair up for school despite Mum doing it every

Influencer has panic attack after $4000 Hermes gum boots are ruined by Splendour in the Mud

Young conservative replaces Jordan Peterson bedroom poster with Andrew Tate portrait

Putin calls off further European invasion after Greek shop owner threatens to "smacka his head"

TikTok user abruptly ends real-life conversation by asking to "like for part 2"

Girlfriend starts watching NRL after seeing Nathan Cleary on boyfriend’s TV

Splendour in the Grass introduce impromptu Tough Mudder obstacle course to get to the main stage

Eye of Sauron briefly appeared above Big Ben at peak temperature of UK heatwave

Mouldy dish ecosystem already evolved to a point where it can pay rent

Student intern concludes office placement an expert at ordering coffee

Formula 1 to introduce Mario Kart inspired item boxes

Alt-Right fringe group boycott popular snack Twisties due to Smith's anti-straight agenda

BREAKING: League of Legends player finds love

Taylor Swift and Kanye West rumoured to be working on a Taylor's Version rendition of Famous

Window seat passenger with weak bladder overtakes crying baby as most annoying person on flight

Artist sells abstract hair-on-shower-wall Rorschach-inspired artwork for $50M

Office worker suffers third degree burns after trying to fish out fork in their ramen

UFC returns to Australia headlined with a welterweight match-up between Burton and Gagai