TAKE THAT LIBERAL! A group of conservatives today are celebrating after winning an imaginary argument with an imaginary person. Their opponent in question was a hypothetical "inner-city, blue-haired liberal who loves communism and wants to make our kids trans" who apparently was praising mega-corporations for changing their logos to include rainbows during pride month. From the get go, this non-existent individual stood no chance, with the conservatives offering some earth-shattering (and un-cited) truth bombs like "if you are such a communist-loving liberal, then why do you like these corporations". The rapturous celebrations were short lived however, as their next opponent, a made-up school teacher telling kids that they should apologize to Africans for slavery, was quickly approaching.
