ScoMo wondering why nobody flocked to him in Parliament on his 1000th day of being PM
After seeing replays of the Sydney Cricket Ground being stormed by fans after Lance 'Buddy' Franklin kicked his 1000th AFL goal, it left...
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- Mar 28, 2022
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Entire NRL coverage to consist solely of Craig Bellamy cam
Time for the real entertainment! The NRL production team have made the executive decision today to point every camera at Craig Bellamy's...
- Mar 24, 2022
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Ash Barty retires from real life tennis, starts training for Wii Tennis
In a shock announcement this week, women's tennis world number 1 Ash Barty announced her retirement from real life tennis after winning...
- Mar 24, 2022
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Verstappen accuses Mercedes of sorcery as Red Bull suffer a double DNF at the Bahrain GP
In just the first race of the Formula 1 season, Red Bull were poised to take a handsome points total with both of their cars running in...
- Mar 20, 2022
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Delusional new F1 fan believes any driver has a chance of winning a race
New Formula 1 fans watching for the first time this year will be disheartened to hear that the sport is not as even as they hope, and...
- Mar 20, 2022
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AFL fan keen for a new season as long as Richmond don't win the final
As the 2022 AFL season started up on Wednesday night with a Grand Final rematch, Will (from the Melbourne metro area) shared with us that...
- Mar 16, 2022
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Melbourne Demons bandwagoners pumped after the win over the Western Bulldogs
After winning the 2021 Grand Final, the Melbourne Demons fan base grew by quite a large margin after defeating the Western Bulldogs - and...
- Mar 14, 2022
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Local gym bro files formal complaint after creatine doesn't instantaneously make him bench 3 plates
"What the fuck is going on!?" Anytime fitness enthusiast, Jack (21), entered a fit of rage this afternoon after he failed to bench 3...
- Mar 13, 2022
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SportsBet have Parramatta Eels at $1.05 to bottle it by Round 12
Even though they boast one of the most star-studded teams in the league, have a quality coach, and just completed a solid win against the...
- Mar 11, 2022
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Boxing judges no longer required to wear blindfolds during fights
In a shocking statement today by the World Boxing Association, it is no longer compulsory for boxing judges to wear blindfolds! After...
- Mar 7, 2022
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Wii Sports player disqualified from real-life tennis tournament due to "not being a real athlete"
"I grinded for PRO status on every sport for years! You can't do this to me just because its a virtual sport!" Local Wii Sports...
- Mar 6, 2022
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NRL requires all teams to have aquatic-themed names by 2050 as predictions show all stadiums will be
After the torrential rainfall in the countries east and the flooding of Suncorp Stadium earlier this week, the NRL board have agreed that...
- Feb 19, 2022
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Novak Djokovic faces his toughest opponent yet: Vaccinations
For the past two decades there have been 3 clear challengers to Novak Djokovic's dominance over the tennis world. Roger Federer, Rafael...
- Feb 16, 2022
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IOC set to re-brand the Winter Olympics as the Summer Olympics 2 due to ever increasing temperatures
As the effects of climate change are felt around the world with increasing temperatures and fluctuating weather patterns, the...
- Feb 15, 2022
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Snowboarder Shaun White reveals curling is his favourite Winter Olympic sport
Five-time Olympian and three-time gold medallist Shaun White revealed earlier this week his favourite sport that kept him coming back was...
- Feb 15, 2022
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New Party Game! Spot the Diplomatic Boycott!
Beer Pong and Table Tennis have long been classic games played at parties around Australia. However, a new game has finally arrived that...
- Feb 13, 2022
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Scott Morrison told 'no' after he couldn't give the Australian of the Year to the Cronulla Sharks
Reports out of the Nation's Capital reveal Scott Morrison was saddened to hear that he couldn't use his powers to give the NRL team the...
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