"New mother complaining about child birth, clearly never been a Canterbury Bulldogs supporter"
"I'll talk to you about REAL pain". These were the fighting words of ignorant millennial and proud Bulldogs supporter, Trent (19). After...
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- May 28, 2022
- 1 min
Mazepin returns to hand over 'most likely to crash' trophy to Carlos Sainz
Congratulations!!! Mazepin was overjoyed today to formally hand over the 'most likely to crash' trophy to Ferrari driver, Carlos Sainz....
- May 22, 2022
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NRL referees set compulsory sin bin quotas ahead of magic round
As an NRL referee, it is vital to ensure that the game is run fairly for both teams. However, as magic round approaches, referees have...
- May 22, 2022
- 1 min
Manchester City owners set to buy Liverpool to make them forfeit their remaining games, handing the
Manchester City owners set to buy Liverpool to make them forfeit their remaining games, handing the title to City Sheikh Mansour, the...
- May 10, 2022
- 1 min
BREAKING: Spending money doesn't make you good at sport, just ask the Nets, Bulldogs, Manchester Uni
BREAKING: Spending money doesn't make you good at sport, just ask the Nets, Bulldogs, Manchester United, PSG, LA Lakers, Dallas Cowboys,...
- May 10, 2022
- 1 min
Gym bro reveals the sticks below his waist are purely 'genetics'
"Nah mate, I would never skip leg day!" Damion confirmed today that although it looks like he hasn't touch a leg press in his lifetime,...
- May 4, 2022
- 1 min
Kevin Durant set to leave the Brooklyn Nets and join the 2022 NBA Finals winners in his toughest dec
Kevin Durant set to leave the Brooklyn Nets and join the 2022 NBA Finals winners in his toughest decision yet The Brooklyn Nets were...
- May 4, 2022
- 1 min
Avid F1 fan insists on taking the racing line in his 2009 Toyota Corolla
Tommy loves the F1 so much that he adopts the same racing strategies as his favourite driver, Daniel Ricciardo, when travelling on...
- May 4, 2022
- 1 min
Ben Simmons overtakes Donald Trump as the most unpopular person in the United States
Who will come out on top? Now, Ben Simmons has been very harshly treated over the past few weeks, months, years, because he hasn't been...
- Apr 27, 2022
- 1 min
Carlos Sainz thanks Ferrari for new contract by beaching his car
After Ferrari announced Carlos Sainz contract renewal until 2024, Sainz thought the best way to show it was a good decision was by...
- Apr 24, 2022
- 1 min
England cricket board swear Steve Smith is at least 1/16th English in hope to appoint him as captain
After Joe Root stood down as captain of the English cricket team last week, the board has begun a deep dive into the history of Steve...
- Apr 24, 2022
- 1 min
Red Bull whistleblower reveals that their engines are made from glass
Earlier this week, a whistleblower out of Red Bull has revealed that their 2022 engine has been made of glass, citing this as the main...
- Apr 18, 2022
- 1 min
West Tigers to field team of streakers in bold attempt to create entertaining football
Will it be enough? The most boring and woeful NRL team in history has finally had enough with coach, Michael Maguire, making the bold...
- Apr 13, 2022
- 1 min
Vettel close, but still chasing Latifi, Schumacher in the World Destructors Championship after just
Even after missing the first two races due to COVID-19, Sebastian Vettel (Aston Martin) has begun to close the gap on Nicholas Latifi...
- Apr 13, 2022
- 1 min
Qatar FIFA World Cup set to have less atmosphere than lunchtime at the local Retirement Village
You could've at least planted a couple trees! Images coming out of Qatar could arguably be confused with NASA's latest images of what...
- Apr 4, 2022
- 1 min
2023 Las Vegas GP set to be private viewing only, because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
After the announcement of the new Las Vegas GP for the 2023 Formula 1 season, the FIA have also shared that they will not sell tickets to...
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min
Breaking News: Penrith Panthers contract requires players to have a rattail or mullet
Instead of searching the player market for new recruits, the Panthers have often relied upon their youth programs for the next generation...
- Apr 3, 2022
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Nick Kyrgios asks spectator to finsh playing match for him
After dominant performances at Indian Wells and the Miami Open, Nick Kyrgios has once again showed his potential to dominant the tennis...
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min
Saudi Arabian GP deemed too safe, FIA to make turns 22 to 27 into an active bombing zone
After an oil depot was attacked just 11km away from the Jeddah Corniche Circuit on the weekend, the FIA have sent out a shock...
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min
Old Trafford to follow Staples Center and change name to buynft.com Stadium
Let's be honest, Staples Center was an iconic name. But, is there anything more iconic than crypto.com Arena? At the moment, definitely...
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