After seeing replays of the Sydney Cricket Ground being stormed by fans after Lance 'Buddy' Franklin kicked his 1000th AFL goal, it left ScoMo with one question: why wasn't he swarmed by fans on his 1000th day as Prime Minister? He narrowed it down to two possible points - the federal parliament seats were too comfortable to leave, or, the fact that he wasn't at Shark Park. We suspect he might stand in the middle of the Cronulla Sharks home ground in the coming week, expecting the people to flock to him.
