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FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SUPPORT GRAHAM ARNOLD'S RE-SIGNING BY INCREASING FUNDING TO EVERY OTHER SPORT WHICH FOOTBALL WAS IT: Off the back of a...
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- Feb 19
- 1 min
Misinformed Magpie News
TOM BRADY RETIRES, ANNOUNCES 3-YEAR CONTRACT WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS IMMORTALITY: Devastating news struck the NFL community today as...
- Jul 30, 2022
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Girlfriend starts watching NRL after seeing Nathan Cleary on boyfriend’s TV
DREAMY CLEARY: Woah there! After refusing to watch the NRL for years, Josh’s girlfriend Maddie suddenly warmed up to watching the NRL in...
- Jul 23, 2022
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Formula 1 to introduce Mario Kart inspired item boxes
BULLET BILL: One of the main complaints many people have about Formula 1 and other car racing is that it's just cars driving around in...
- Jul 23, 2022
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BREAKING: League of Legends player finds love
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN: League of Legends is infamous for permanently ruining players' emotional processing via inducing them into a...
- Jul 23, 2022
- 1 min
UFC returns to Australia headlined with a welterweight match-up between Burton and Gagai
IT'S TIME!!!: After the rise of Australian UFC stars since the pandemic, including the dominant Lightweight Champion, Alex Volkanovski,...
- Jul 23, 2022
- 1 min
QLD Fan chokes after being dared to put his money where his mouth is
SWEATING: Queensland NRL mega-fan Davie was dared to put his money where his mouth is after swearing to his friends that QLD will win the...
- Jul 23, 2022
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Local over 40’s football team goes undefeated for the first time in the club’s 100-year history afte
Local over 40’s football team goes undefeated for the first time in the club’s 100-year history after all games were called off due to...
- Jul 23, 2022
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Ferrari blame Verstappen fans and claim a 'rogue flare' started the fire in Sainz's car
FLAMING FERRARI: As Ferrari were looking to secure a 1-2 finish in yesterdays Austrian GP, disaster struck as Carlos Sainz had to retire...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Kyrgios withdraws from Wimbledon final citing back problems after carrying the sport of tennis for 2
Kyrgios withdraws from Wimbledon final citing back problems after carrying the sport of tennis for 2 weeks GAME, SET, MATCH: In a shock...
- Jul 17, 2022
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Leclerc to take a hiatus from racing after multiple Ferrari mistakes
Charles Leclerc has decided to take a short break from racing after suffering from Ferrari mistakes, as in the past seven races he has...
- Jul 3, 2022
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Blues supporter demands NRL be included as a religion in the next census, after his praying payed of
Blues supporter demands NRL be included as a religion in the next census, after his praying payed off in a Game 2 win CENSUS BLUES:...
- Jul 3, 2022
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CONFIRMED: Australia is better than Italy, Colombia and Egypt at football
THE STATS DON'T LIE: After Australia's incredible performance, supported by Andrew Redmayne's heroics, the Socceroos are now one of the...
- Jul 3, 2022
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Tradie balances out KFC addiction by spending $400 on protein powder
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION: Skilled local plumber, Jarrod, claims to have successfully and geniously cancelled out his addiction to KFC...
- Jul 3, 2022
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Lazy homeowner prefers the term 'minimalist' after still not furnishing home
An alleged minimalist, Joel Smith, has refuted claims that his home style is 'lazy', even though he has not furnished his home that he...
- Jun 13, 2022
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George Russell says he's always wanted to drive for Red Bull, after failing to win a race so far thi
George Russell says he's always wanted to drive for Red Bull, after failing to win a race so far this season MID-SEASON TRANSFER?: After...
- Jun 13, 2022
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Rafael Nadal strong favourite to win the 2035 French Open
Although rumours have spread that this may have been Nadal's last French Open, nothing looks set to stop him from continuing his success...
- Jun 13, 2022
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GWS Giants' 2022 win/loss record mistaken for their 2019 Grand Final score
FLASHBACKS: Following a poor start to the season for the Greater Western Sydney Giants after they finished 7th on the ladder last season,...
- Jun 4, 2022
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UEFA to change the Champions League trophy name to the 'Real Madrid Trophy'
UNLUCKY KLOPP: After Real Madrid defeated Liverpool to claim their 14th Champions League title, twice as many as second placed AC Milan,...
- Jun 4, 2022
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Monaco GP record of 3 overtakes in a race set to stay unbroken this weekend
As the teams have been working hard in Monaco this weekend, analysts and commentators have predicted that there won't be many overtakes...
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