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World percentage of crypto bros drops 2% after consistent falling market prices

Crypto bros all across the world are in unison after a large fall in the market last week, prompting them to ask themselves - is their identity linked to the market value of cryptocurrency itself, or is it a bro's interest in the idea of the market. This new introspection has resulted in a slight decline in the total amount of crypto bros, as some have realised that they are not woke enough to exist in that space. The remaining many are still holding strong, believing an upward trend will return soon to their beloved BitCoin / Ethereum / MagpieCoin.


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