"BREAKING: Millennials can now save for a house AND buy smashed avo toast!"

HAVE AN AVO: A national Avocado oversupply has caused young Australians to rejoice as they can now afford their weekly avocado toast whilst they slave away to make mortgage payments. Although the cost of living continues to rise and the struggle of those living paycheck to paycheck increases, the affordability of avocados has boosted morale across the nation - with many hoping to be able to afford an oat milk latte in coming weeks.