R Kelly releases children's pop-up book in attempt to find new wife

AIN'T GONNA WORK BUDDY: After destroying his public image and the lives of women; convicted trafficker, abuser, and millionaire music producer R Kelly is on the hunt for love. Despite extreme backlash, R Kelly is going ahead with the release of his children's pop-up book "I believe I can fly" which tells the story of a young girl learning to fly to meet her prince at the Palace of the Federal Detention Centre in the Kingdom of the Big Apple. With bright pastels, flowers, and scratch and smell stickers, it appears the criminal is suspiciously trying to appeal to young girls. Many bookstores across the US have already refused to stock the book.