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Woman puts child up for adoption after figuring out her baby will be a Pisces

Local and expecting crystal shop employee Sapphire, 26, has recently announced her intentions to immediately put her child up for adoption after conception. Not because she can't afford to look after her child, but because after figuring out that in 9 months, it will be the beginning of Pisces season. "It is for the best" the young woman said, who recently read an article in 'ZodiacNow' that those born underneath this particular sign are prone to laziness and indecisiveness. "Besides, I'm a Gemini so we would've had incompatible personalities anyway!"

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