APPRENTICE BROUGHT BACK TO REALITY AFTER BEING CALLED 'CHAMP' 32 TIMES ON FIRST DAY
DON'T CHAMP ME MATE: Riding high off his Year 12 social status, local apprentice Tony had his biggest reality check ever after he was called 'champ' by the other carpenters on his first day on the tools. Reports state that Tony laughed it off the first few times, responding with 'nah man my actual name is Tony', but as the instances increased, he subsequently became more concerned that his colleagues had it out for him. Tony has refused to accept the nickname, and will try again tomorrow to change the minds of his fellow workers, offering other names including 'T-Dog' and 'Big Tony'.