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LOCAL TEACHER EXHAUSTED FROM FIRST DAY AFTER 3-MONTH BREAK


TOUGH LIFE: Just 1 day in to the new school year, local teacher Ava has already felt like giving up after failing to control her Year 3 class for periods of time longer than 5 minutes. Ava stated that she is already extremely exhausted after being bombarded with stories of her student's holidays, and that the 3 month break since the end of last year was definitely not long enough. In related news, local reports have found that the number of teachers in pubs after school hours has skyrocketed, and that this high volume of teachers will most likely be constant until the first term ends.


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