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University student misses lecture after doom scrolling social media for over two hours.

Blake, 20, is a university student studying computer science at a prestigious ‘sandstone’ university in Sydney (because his father went there). Blake, who is legally married to his phone, arrived five minutes before his two-hour lecture and decided to kill some time by scrolling through TikTok. However, it wasn't all fun and games when Blake looked up from his phone to stretch his neck only to see his friends walking out of the lecture hall. Rumour has it that Blake’s mobile data ran out shortly after his doom scroll as University Wi-Fi is as reliable as his attendance at tutorials.

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