"And this beauty from the South-Eastern Riverina District is a real gem" droned Tony's distant uncle. The young man had found himself in the unfortunate situation where his dad's cousin's brother-in-law could inflict his love of stamps at this local family celebration. In a post-event interview, Tony said he still thought himself lucky given his other options for the company: "At least I wasn't stuck with my cousin Lucas! He is a Young Liberal, and last time I spoke to him, he tried to convince me of the benefits of a privatised health sector. Would much rather be lectured about a boring old stamp than that drivel".