New Government Petrol Scheme to Stop P Plate Drivers from being on the Road

“Holy moly” is the key phrase on every P Plater drivers lips at the moment. With petrol prices in Sydney reaching an all time high of $2 per litre, the reason has finally been announced. “We hear the complaints about petrol prices, but we figured that most P plate drivers simply can’t afford to fill up their cars, hence making the streets safer” said an anonymous NSW Government Minister. In the wake of all this controversy, there is a rumour that there will also be a bicycle tax coming in the following weeks. Watch this space…..