RELAX: A great tragedy occurred earlier this afternoon as a local over-35s grand final descended into chaos. The 16-year-old linesmen made a brave offside call, which although was ultimately correct, caused the attacking team to fume at the decision. Tensions eventually boiled over with punches thrown, insults hurled, and walking frames catapulted into the air as the teams got into each other. Unfortunately, no one had told the players before the match that this game wasn't actually the World Cup Final, no one was playing for money, and those walking frames ain't cheap.
