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Proper loose unit contemplates taking traffic cone home

WHAT IF THEY NEED IT ON MONDAY: Ben started his Saturday night by declaring that he would be having a 'quiet one', which radically changed after he consumed his bodyweight in Hard Solo. As he started to lose any ability to think critically, he stumbled upon a traffic cone standing peacefully on the side of Oxford Street. He strongly considered picking the cone up, maybe giving it a flip, or even carrying it with him to the next bar - but Ben, the absolute loose unit he is, decided to leave it be, amazing onlookers walking past.


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