MasterChef producers announce brand new spin-off, MasterMeth

CAUSE YOU'RE HOT THEN YOU'RE COLD: Do you want to be the next Walter White and have a passion for cooking? Well, the creators of Masterchef are looking for contestants for their new spin–off show, Master Meth. The show is looking for contestants talented cooks and manufacturers who are also business-minded. First place prize includes a personalised lab, top tier equipment and $100,000 to jumpstart the winner's business. Rumour has spread that the first challenge will be a mystery box where contestants have to try and create the illicit substance from whatever items are underneath. If successful, reality TV executives are already looking into the viability of 'The Brick' to replace 'The Block' which will see contestants constructing homes purely made out of Cocaine.