FULL TIME TIKTOK-ER: Earlier today, 29-year-old Derrick logged into TikTok for another hour of mindless scrolling. In between alpha-male dating advice and thinly veiled racist humour, Derrick was interrupted by a young model doing a mildly sexual dance in revealing clothing. After his 12th consecutive watch through and a check on her account if she had a link to an OnlyFans in her bio, Derrick concluded that this woman should get a real job. ‘Honestly, who even likes this shit’ he complained, adding: ‘Honestly, she should get a real job!’
