KEEPING THE NATION SAFE: Australia's favourite dinner-time show, Border Security, shocked viewers this week after airing an episode where a young man was attempting to smuggle iceberg lettuce into the nation. Evidently, this raised alarms due to the links between lettuce and organised crime. Border Patrol officers were quick to locate the lettuce hidden within the lining of the man's suitcase, before putting him through an x-ray screener to disturbingly see 5 kilos of lettuce hidden inside the man's internal cavity. Thankfully, all lettuce was destroyed and the man is now facing at least 15 years in prison.
