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Wii Sports player disqualified from real-life tennis tournament due to "not being a real athlete"

"I grinded for PRO status on every sport for years! You can't do this to me just because its a virtual sport!" Local Wii Sports professional player, Jordan Orville, has shown disgust towards their local tennis comp for not allowing them to play. The competition organisers claim this is because they are "not a legitimate athlete", however, Jordan has stated there has a lapse in judgement as they both share the same skill set.


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