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FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SUPPORT GRAHAM ARNOLD'S RE-SIGNING BY INCREASING FUNDING TO EVERY OTHER SPORT


WHICH FOOTBALL WAS IT: Off the back of a strong World Cup run and public calls for more funding, the federal government has finally acknowledged the importance of soccer in Australia and has decided to increase funding for every single other sport. A spokesperson from the government stated that 'the reappointment of Graham Arnold as head coach made us think about the greatest sports in Australia - cycling and sailing, and how they need even more support.' Graham Arnold was reported to be 'furious' about the new sports fundings, claiming that 'a sailor couldn't put play left wing like Craig Goodwin does'. The funding changes mean that the Socceroos will most likely enter a 'bronze generation'.


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