EVERYTHING IN MODERATION: Skilled local plumber, Jarrod, claims to have successfully and geniously cancelled out his addiction to KFC Zinger burgers with his new double chocolate fudge brownie protein powder. Rather than listening to his doctor and girlfriend by cutting down on his usual 4-burgers-a-week, he has decided to invest in himself by purchasing $400 of protein and creatine from the local nutrition shop. Despite only going to the gym once in the past decade, Jarrod claims the purchase is life changing, and that those Zinger boxes will be giving him a Henry Cavill bod in no time - "trust me, bro!"
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