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Gym bro reveals the sticks below his waist are purely 'genetics'

"Nah mate, I would never skip leg day!" Damion confirmed today that although it looks like he hasn't touch a leg press in his lifetime, the real reason for his almost transparent legs is "genetics". Legend says one swing of a Razor Scooter to the shin could legitimately go straight through his leg. Damion's explanation all started to go downhill when he was asked to provide his squat PR, only to make a mad dash to the bench press and refusing to answering any more questions.



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