High schoolers caught in brawl after student buys the same dress that another had already posted to
High schoolers caught in brawl after student buys the same dress that another had already posted to their school formal Instagram page...
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- May 22, 2022
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Psychiatrist quits after they are unable to help woman with rogue Kmart addiction
A psychiatrist, Dr. Amy Spinks, suffered a severe breakdown resulting in her rage-quitting her decade long career after failing to help a...
- May 22, 2022
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Secret to Jesus' miracles revealed to not be divine power, but Vix Vapor Rub
Debates have long soared about how Jesus could have possibly performed all his miracles. Whilst the most common answer is the fact he was...
- May 22, 2022
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Mechanic last remaining profession that can legally roast clients
"Why the fuck'd you buy a Volkswagen?" Things got personal earlier today when Matt, 18, took his VW golf to be serviced at the local...
- May 22, 2022
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Stamp collecting Uncle at family celebrations still better company than Young Liberal cousin
"And this beauty from the South-Eastern Riverina District is a real gem" droned Tony's distant uncle. The young man had found himself...
- May 10, 2022
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Hummer EV owner reckons his 1000hp beast will tear it up on track day
Gary, 45, was seen beaming this afternoon after securing the purchase of a new Hummer EV. While the owner recognises that it may not be...
- May 10, 2022
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Fully capable sook adult refuses to play bowling without bumpers
Local bowling non-enthusiast Alan, 36, went out with some mates last week and was ridiculed after he requested the bumpers to be left up...
- May 10, 2022
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3rd year student confirms via instagram story for the 1784th time that they attend Sydney University
We get it! Taylor, 21, while mindlessly tapping through her instagram stories, became agitated by witnessing pointless images of the...
- May 10, 2022
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Recently uncovered Beatles demos and alternate takes, results in enough material to continue releasi
Recently uncovered Beatles demos and alternate takes, results in enough material to continue releasing albums for the next 100 years Sony...
- May 10, 2022
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Mum regrets giving birth after receiving Pandora charm for 11th year in a row
Amanda smiled through pain after receiving another stupid Pandora charm for the bland and basic bracelet she never asked for: a bedazzled...
- May 10, 2022
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Doctor tells woman "it’s just period pain” despite her being in a literal car crash
Despite a faulty tyre causing Mary to lose control of her car and hit a tree, she has been discharged from the ER with the doctor...
- May 4, 2022
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Music gatekeeper makes sure to let you know he liked this band before you, back when they were objec
Music gatekeeper makes sure to let you know he liked this band before you, back when they were objectively shittier "Hey, you heard this...
- May 4, 2022
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Water abuser claims they aren't addicted, experiences withdrawals after 2 days without it
Substance abuse is a serious issue that affects many people all over the globe. However, the severity of one's addiction is often...
- May 4, 2022
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Millennial throws up after accidentally opening news.com.au
Sarah, 29, made a grave mistake this morning when she opened an article from Facebook titled 'Why HOUSE prices are ACTUALLY going DOWN',...
- May 4, 2022
- 1 min
So called "tech guy" has no idea how to use a Polaroid camera
Welcome back to reality! Harry, 20, designated photographer for his grandma’s 80th birthday, prides himself on his ability to “snap the...
- May 4, 2022
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Dickhead roommate puts the Tim Tam tray in backwards to deceive the amount remaining
Pure Sabotage! Jordan, 22, had just exited his bedroom for the first time in 38 hours, and was keen to restock on his snack stockpile. To...
- May 4, 2022
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Study shows strong correlation between serial axe murderers and Huey Lewis and the News fans
The AFP have recently put out a statement warning citizens to steer clear of anyone who identifies as a fan of the iconic 80s rock band,...
- Apr 27, 2022
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Albo distracted on election campaign zoom, finds himself watching Cambodian men building houses
Uneasy Albanese in ISO! Albo become trapped today in the YouTube algorithm while dozing off during an election campaign zoom call. Thanks...
- Apr 24, 2022
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Friends in aged care casually admitting to war crimes puts elderly man's life in perspective
86-year old Glen made the grave mistake of asking Karl what life was like in Poland in 1942, discovering his friend was complicit in...
- Apr 24, 2022
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New 'Where's Wally?' game - Find the tree in this new suburban development!
A new Where's Wally book has been released in the series this week, with the theme being 'Sydney suburban developments'. But this time...
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