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Debates have long soared about how Jesus could have possibly performed all his miracles. Whilst the most common answer is the fact he was the son of God, new archaeological findings now say otherwise. An ancient text found in Israel has revealed that Jesus did in fact used trusted Australian medical remedy Vix Vapor Rub to perform miracles such as curing Lepers, even going as far as to suggest some was placed on his chest when he was Crucified, allowing him to weather the storm.