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My name is Dave and I'm a 4002-year-old Alien Planet Observer.
Some things about me:
Who are your role models?
I worshipped the star XO-5 which my home planet orbits.
In an elevator, do you press the button more than once?
You are going to have to give me more information on what an 'elevator' is.
Preferred English curse word?
I love the versatility of the word 'fuck'.
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