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White man becomes small business owner after opening yet another desperately needed micro-brewery

Matty, a white man from Sydney’s inner west has opened another sorely needed organic, locally-sourced micro-brewery. The uniquely named ‘Matt’s Brewing Co.’ was opened on Wednesday after receiving a sizeable loan from his parents and convincing his interior designer girlfriend to furnish the entire space for free. Matty has proudly entitled himself a ‘small business owner’ and works a difficult 3-day week charging local hipsters $14 a pint, claiming that his beer tastes 'way better than the bigger brands' and is definitely worth the price because of 'the hops and processes and stuff'.

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