Supreme Court overturns Roe V. Wade because kids are likely to get shot during show-and-tell anyway

In a momentous decision by the US Supreme Court, Roe V. Wade has been overturned, making it increasingly difficult for American women to access safe abortion healthcare. But all is not lost! Very late-term abortions will still be accessible throughout most of the nation, with over 250 mass shootings already this year - 27 of which being in schools. Little Timmy might have been an accident, but he'll be lucky to make it through 3rd grade with the way gun laws are going. Why not make some of the most disadvantaged groups, like women and children, even more vulnerable? It doesn't hurt them, right?