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Study shows strong correlation between serial axe murderers and Huey Lewis and the News fans

The AFP have recently put out a statement warning citizens to steer clear of anyone who identifies as a fan of the iconic 80s rock band, Huey Lewis and the News. The statement was in relation to a recent study that had revealed a strong correlation between fans of the band, and serial axe murderers. Although there isn't enough data yet, there also seems to be an emerging trend that shows these individuals are usually white-collar workers, most commonly investment bankers.



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