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Student reveals no new plans to fix embarrassingly high screen time in preparation for uni starting

As we near the end of the university holiday break, students are beginning to prepare for the return of healthy study habits and routines. That is, most students. 21-year old Darren White, however, has revealed that he has no plans on changing his current phone usage habits formed over the break. He claims that his increase in screen time has given him practice on multitasking while scrolling through social media - and that it would be a waste of his newly acquired talents to now reduce his daily consumption. More to come.

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