Shame on you! By unionising for 'WoRkERs RiGhTs' you've just made your employer Jeff Bezos very sad

That's right you did this, yes you. Jeff Bezos is literally the most friendly, accommodating, and kind billionaire in the world, and now you've just gone and made him sad? Shame on you! Now he has to deal with yucky court proceedings and spend money on improving working conditions. Imagine if this forced other company owners to ensure they are protecting the rights of their employees!