Scott Morrison launches the COVID-19 PM Disaster Payment to fund his Uber Eats orders

On just day 4 of his isolation after testing positive for COVID-19, Scott Morrison has launched a disaster payment for himself after spending a little too much on Uber Eats. Mr Morrison told us his favourite meal so far: Poke, because it reminded him of a holiday he once took. He also added that the delivery fees were much higher than what he expected (we believe this is the main reason for the payment) and thanks taxpayers for contributing to a great cause.