Scientists unveil the world's first male birth control: correcting people who say "movies" instead o

The day has finally come where men have a safe equivalent to the current forms of female birth control - and it's a lot more simple than you may think. Scientists have discovered that there is a 100% prevention of pregnancy when a man corrects someone who refers to a motion picture as a "movie" rather than a "film". It's predicted to be even more effective than abstinence, as it also reduces the chance of finding a significant other, in addition to not having intercourse. Further details are still to come.