Russia and Ukraine agree to end war over a game of Battleships

After many rounds of negotiations, Russian leader Vladimir Putin and Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy have agreed to decide the war online over a game of ‘Battleships.’ Russia made a fast start destroying Ukraine’s ‘Destroyer’ ship at position F6 and ‘Submarine’ at D3. However, Zelenskyy did not give up fighting and managed to destroy two Russian ‘Carrier’ ships at A3 and G10. Rumour has it that WiFi issues are preventing both parties from making further progress due to the destruction of all infrastructure in the nation. Russian and Ukrainian IT support have since been called and we hope to provide you with an updated result of the competition shortly.