Red pedestrian lights within 2km radius of CBD purely symbolic

"They're just there for decoration mate!" These were the words of friendship group leader, Harry (18), after he courageously marched his pack of barely legal boys through the streets of the city last night. One of the boys, Jacob (18), questioned this perspective, after being taught from a young age that you can only cross the road when the pedestrian light goes green. The news was a shock to him, but after witnessing the entire population refusing to acknowledge red pedestrian lights in the city, he felt obliged to join in.