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"Recent graduate earns immediate promotion to CEO after teaching middle-aged employees how to conv


Recent graduate earns immediate promotion to CEO after teaching middle-aged employees how to convert Word documents to PDF

Recent HR university graduate, Kayla, has been made CEO of the accounting company she has been with for three months after being celebrated as a technological genius amongst her colleagues, all over the age of 45. In a short time, Kayla has taught everyone how to convert those dastardly long word documents into PDFs in a matter of seconds! Many have also valued her lessons on muting microphones in meetings, and writing in excel spreadsheets. Unfortunately, her teachings have taken away approximately 70% of the IT teams work, leaving many fearing redundancy. Kayla’s message? Watch out Zuckerberg, here I come!



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