Polling centre slammed for only selling vegan democracy sausages

A local polling centre has come under fire on election day as it was revealed that they only had vegan sausages available, with no meat seen anywhere on the premises. To soften the blow, they did have the staples of tomato and BBQ sauce, as well as plenty of onions - but still not enough to not anger local voters. Graham, 63, spoke; 'I've had it with these bloody vegans, I'm a bloke, just give me my meat sausage, bit of sauce and onions and I'm a happy chap. I don't even remember who I voted for, but hopefully they didn't organise this.