25-year-old pizza delivery driver, Russel Richards, has just been let go from his six year job at his local pizza joint. The restaurant revealed the reason behind the move was due to a negative result on a cannabis drug test. This likely won't come as a surprise to anyone, as it's a well known fact that delivery driver efficiency is much higher while under the influence. Russel claims he was unfairly fired, as he is currently on a tolerance break, which would have inevitably boosted his efficiency beyond his normal capacity. More details to come as the story unfolds.
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