Petrol crisis latest ploy by government to solve obesity epidemic

Time for a walk! Governments were out of answers on how to solve the obesity epidemic which is impacting millions of people in countries all around the world. After criticism, that maybe they aren't actually doing anything to solve the issue, an answer appered to Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, as he sat inside Engadine Maccas (reliving a traumatic 1997 experience). "If we make petrol prices unaffordable, people will be forced to walk!". This realisation was so genius is has been copied by leaders globally.