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Past-their-prime indie rock band decide to re-invigorate their image by bleaching their hair blonde

NEW HAIR MEANS NEW ALBUM: A local indie band known for a string of minor hits in 2004 have just announced the release of their 13th studio album "The Dark Days", allegedly a concept album about how much these now 40-somethings dislike social media. In order to compliment their outdated social commentary, lead singer Jeremy has also decided to dye his receding hairline bleach blonde and in a recent interview with a generic rock magazine lamented this current generation's poor taste in music and how "they don't seem capable of listening to serious music such as ours".


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