NSW government to install slot machines in hospitals to fund nurse wages

Amidst the heat of the recent strikes over the government's failure to support nurses, a shining beacon of hope has arisen amongst the Liberal state government brainiacs: slot machines. The anonymous member who formed this idea told us that 'The profits local pubs and clubs make from these pokies are amazing, and what better way than to put them in hospitals to help fund the nurses.' The Liberal Party has awarded this member with a $10,000,000 grant to their bank account.