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New study reveals that being alive could cause a heart attack

The scientists are busy! After 300 days straight of TV news programmes reporting a 'new study' that could impact your health, today's study has taken the bold approach of claiming that living on earth could cause a heart attack. This follows a study yesterday that revealed that eating a tonne of sugar could cause diabetes, and another study on Saturday which confirmed that having lungs increased the risk of lung cancer.

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