HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED: The new leader of the Libs, P*ter D*tton, is arguably most known to the Australian public for his striking resemblance to a certain Harry Potter villain. D*tton announced earlier today that he will be embracing the comparisons, and thus, his name must no longer be spoken, much alike Lord V*ldemort himself. Fellow members of the Liberal Party have suggested others to adopt the pseudonym used in the books, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. It is yet unclear if he will also be adopting the title of Lord.
