Music nerd instantly kills mood at party after stealing aux

Abbey's 18th bday was going swimmingly, drinks flowing, conversation engaging and the mood pumping thanks to an assortment of classic party tunes, including the likes of Pitbull and Katy Perry. That was until, as reports indicate, 19-year-old Tyler got his hands on the aux cord in a vain attempt to "get some good music into these normies". To his shock, the crowd was not pleased when he started to play abstract hip-hop tunes nobody has ever heard of. "I'll put on Death Grips, you guys will love Death Grips!".