Mum regrets giving birth after receiving Pandora charm for 11th year in a row

Amanda smiled through pain after receiving another stupid Pandora charm for the bland and basic bracelet she never asked for: a bedazzled teddy bear. While grateful it was an upgrade from the C-3PO charm she received last year (after making the mistake of saying she thought he was quirky whilst watching Star Wars with her son), she wondered why in God’s name her children continued to spend $80 on these horrifically dull charms when she just wanted a fucking croissant and movie tickets to see Downton Abbey.